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Poetry: “Size matters”

Some vague social commentary poetry again.


Size matters


Bigger is always better

Get the plus meal

Get more fries

Take some extra bread sticks

Take a biscuit

Take two more


Get a bigger serving

Get an extra ice cream scoop

Drive home in your SUV

With the extra-large gas tank


Get the larger hotel room

With the extra king size bed

Complain then to the management

If you can’t fit in the tub


Bigger means more power

Means your foot print will be large

Though help me god if you’re a girl

Then you’d better slim down quick


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